when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
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how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
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tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word
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